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[itchtokill]

"Kol, here. I'm busy tormenting someone or otherwise causing mayhem around Wonderland. Leave a message!"

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[alsoagirl]

[ She pouts, but she's mostly fighting a smile. Funny how talking about eating people can really bring out the happiness in a girl. ] I was hungry! 'Sides, he deserved it. Shouldn't've been such an asshole.

[ Despite sounding so nonchalant about the situation, she's not so sure about any "lasting damage." So she'll just kind of...be vague. ]

Doubt anything'll come of it. Like, what's he gonna do? Bite back?

[itchtokill]

I'm not scolding you, and I'm the last person you need to explain yourself to, darling. [Frankly, it's a miracle he hasn't done more damage in Wonderland so far, himself.]

Wouldn't be be very effective, would it? [He laughs.]

[alsoagirl]

God, sorry. [ She laughs a bit, shaking her head. ] I keep forgettin' you're actually cool and won't yell at me for feedin' on somebody. 'Specially since I didn't really ask him for permission...

[ Not that he deserved the choice! It was easy to justify eating people when they were bad and all.

Jessica breathes out, calmer now. Still upset, yes, but at least the tears have stopped. ]

I dunno. I just get this weird feelin' about him. His hate boner for vampires seems bad as the one my ex's mama had.

[itchtokill]

Do you think the humans ask cattle for their permission to turn them into hamburgers? [He snickers at how ludicrous the idea is.

He shrugs a bit, leaning forward on his knees a bit.] People don't like things they don't understand. Our kind are...sorely misunderstood, unfortunately.

[alsoagirl]

[ That question puts a strange look on her face. ] Umm. Maybe if they're kinda weird...?

[ Still, he's got a point there. Maybe she's the weird one for asking politely for her food. It's not like it'd be terribly difficult to snack and run when she could glamour somebody and heal the fang marks.

Jeez. Kol always got her thinking about interesting vampire things. ]

I know what you mean. [ She puffs out a sigh. ] But I probably didn't make shit better by bitin' him. I'm supposed to be one of the good vampires, y'know? [ There's a small flail of her arms. ] He needs to stop pissin' me off so goddamn much!

[itchtokill]

[He's a great teacher, really. She needs to think about the important things! Lean into her new-found nature a bit more.]

But you made sure he wouldn't tell anyone, didn't you? [Surely she didn't need an active, hands-on lesson in why compulsion was necessary in these sorts of situations.]

[alsoagirl]

[ Jessica presses her lips together. She's sensing she's done something wrong here. ]

Well. I...glamoured him. Yeah.

[ There's a pause. ]

I told him to say he offered if anyone asked about the fang marks. So it's kinda like not tellin'. Right?

[itchtokill]

How did you word it, exactly? [He sounds....cautious, might be the best word for it.]

[alsoagirl]

Er. [ Shit. It's not like she really thought it through at the time. The blood was still pretty distracting. She speaks slowly as she tries to remember what she said. ] Like I said, I told him to say he offered if anybody asked. And, uhh...deep down to know that I did it 'cause he deserved it.

[ She shrugs helplessly. She felt pretty cool afterwards! ]

[itchtokill]

Do you think he'd mention that? That last bit, about- uh, deserving it? [The more he considers it, the more he realizes he has absolutely no clue how her glamour works.] How specific to your instructions are the people you glamour, usually?

[alsoagirl]

Um, I dunno. Maybe I could've been more specific? I try to be, normally.

[ Yep. She done goofed. Jessica whimpers for a moment before throwing her hands up. YOU'RE NOT HER DAD, KOL. ]

Shit, I dunno! I just wanted to fuck with him some! I didn't know I had to read him a goddamn instruction manual!

[ Pouting hard, she lowers her arms so she can cross them tight. ] If he says somethin', I'll just glamour him again. He's so not the badass he must think he is.

[itchtokill]

Christ, Jess, I'm not scolding you, I'm just trying to figure out if this might backfire! [She's not the only one with a short, snappy temper, okay?]

[alsoagirl]

Who says it's gonna backfire? He already ran off with his tail between his legs like he's s'posed to!

[ Because since when do humans try to fuck with vampires? Pshaw! ]

I'm done lettin' people scare me, 'specially people like him.

[itchtokill]

Yeah, all right. [He mutters, still annoyed, words clipped and short. She doesn't understand, and he supposes some of it may be the fact she's still so young, but it's not really an excuse. Not when he's right here for her to learn from.]

You've no reason to fear anyone. And if anyone tries to scare you, I'll rip out their spine with my teeth.

[alsoagirl]

[ She's prepared to be super annoyed right back, since she's so good at it. Until there was talk of ripping out spines, anyway. Jessica sputters. ]

Jesus fuckin' Christ, Kol! Nobody needs their spine bit up!

[ Even if it is weirdly touching that he cares so much to want to kill someone. ]

[itchtokill]

What? That's tame! I can do much worse, I promise. [There's even a tinge of amusement in his voice and a smirk pulling at one corner of his mouth.]

[alsoagirl]

Yeah, but...

[ She grimaces. He's totally badass, sure, but there's a fine line between badass and crazy as fuck. ]

Killin' people's goin' kinda far. [ It's hard not to squirm. ] I don't...really wanna go down that road again.

[itchtokill]

[He far surpasses that line, Jessica. Far. Surpasses.

But regardless, he dials it back a little.] Sorry. I forget, you're young still.

[Does that mean he thinks that, given the right amount of time, she'll care less about murder? Perhaps. Maybe it's his age. Maybe he was just never quite right to begin with and the vampirism exacerbated it all. Who can be sure?]

[alsoagirl]

[ Aaaannd the annoyance comes right back. Her grimace turns into more of a scowl. ]

Bein' young's got nothin' to do with havin' morals! Just 'cause I'm a vampire now doesn't mean I gotta lose my humanity!

[ ...Jesus. She's really sounding like her Maker right now. She doesn't know if she should be weirded out or shocked that she's actually taken in some of his lessons. ]

And for fuck's sake, I'm not a kid!

[itchtokill]

[He has plenty of arguments at the ready for all of those words, but he's rather bored of it already, if he's honest. The look he's giving her says as much, eyebrows arched, tone flat when he speaks.]

Are you done?

[alsoagirl]

[ Her eyes narrow. ] Maybe I'm not.

[ She's been at about a 3 on the bratty scale, but ohhh is she ever ready to keep cranking it up. No matter Kol's age, she's so not going to tolerate someone treating her like a dumb little girl. ]

I'll keep goin' for long as I want. Try and stop me.

[itchtokill]

[As soon as the words 'make me' are out of her mouth, Jess finds herself lifted from the couch and slammed against a wall in a blur, a hand around her throat.]

I could stop you any time I wish. [He growls dangerously, his eyes dark and veiny. It's a warning, not quite pushed into the territory of a threat, although that may be hard to tell.] It would do you well to remember that.

[alsoagirl]

[ For someone who's gotten used to moving at faster speeds, getting slammed into the wall still comes as a surprise. She doesn't even have the time to think to make a sound, or do anything at all, for that matter.

Jessica grits her teeth at the pressure on her throat. She's really trying not to look scared and utterly failing. His face sure isn't helping matters.

So, yeah. Maybe sassing older vampires wasn't a good idea after all.

After a few moments, she nods her head slightly. Message received. ]

[itchtokill]

[Satisfied, he releases his hold on her and steps away, face clear and not looking anything like he'd just done anything violent at all.]

I like you, Jess. [He says, leveling her with a look.] But I won't tolerate disrespect. Especially not when I'm only trying to help you. I don't have to, you realize. I could let them vilify you, if this goes sideways, in some way we can't predict.

[alsoagirl]

[ Ugh. Vampire hierarchy bullshit. So uncool.

She rubs at her throat as the pain fades away. The idea of answering sarcastically flits through her mind, even after the strong reminder not to be a dumbass. This time, however, she decides to be smart and keep it to herself. ]

Sorry...

[ Swallowing hard, she glances away. Logic's winning in her head, thankfully. It's probably best not to push away someone who's looking out for her. ]

I'll do what you say from now on. [ She lets out a soft, humorless laugh. ] Lord knows you don't have to help me.